Come along, Pond!

Mos Def - Mathematics (by FleryCz)

“40% of Americans own a cell phone

so they can hear everything that you say when you ain’t home

I guess Michael Jackson was right— ‘You Are Not Alone’”

detectiveinspectornarwhal:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

loyalnerdwp:

theconsultingdrag0n:

prickedfinger:

cakinator:

honeyyoushouldseemeinacrown:

finalproblem:

finalproblem:

New headcanon: Nobody at Scotland Yard knows how to flip the water bottle onto the cooler without spilling, so they never have water to drink. The detectives just stand around the water cooler staring longingly.

Did a post about a water bottle in the background really just get more than 1000 notes in under three hours?

Oh, fandom. Never change.

I SHOULDN’T FIND IT HARD TO STOP LAUGHING AT THIS BUT I CANT HELP IT

OH GOD

I blame Anderson.

I BLAME ANDERSON.

I BLAME ANDERSON.

“Anderson, why isn’t the water cooler set up?”

“I can’t figure it out!”

“Christ, do I have to call Sherlock for everything?!”

f u c k

So then they call Sherlock.

But he fucking deleted it.

In the end it’s John.

Because those Afghanistan vets know their shit about water.

detectiveinspectornarwhal:

theholytwin:

ceilingtheo:

shutupanddiehl:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor

Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?

Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

TEA.

OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

Reblogging because perfect comments are perfect.

okaysional:

That fucking victory sip at the end, hahahahaha

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moni1313:

clock-town:

loztunes:

The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Medley

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lavender-labia:

“Good morning New York. I’m sorry to bother you. I’m not hungry. I do not want food or money, I just need a little support. I got dumped last week and I’m trying to give her space but I can’t do nothing. If you have any words of advice for me, a quote that resonates with you or a story about second chances, please raise your hand and I’ll come to you. I have sharpie markers and I’ll stay as long as it takes.”

lavender-labia | cuddlingisoptional

I normally do not reblog this kind of shit, but for any dude that has ever been dumped, still in love and desperately tried to win her heart back, no matter the circumstance…this is legit shit. And do not give me that bullshit “dude, if she dumped you she obviously doesnt want to be with you, just get over it, you pathetic asshole”…First of all, fuck you. Second of all, fuck you.

Your comments are the epitome of rape culture and everything that is wrong with concept of friend-zoning. Fuck you. Like actually fuck you, you entitled piece of shit. Women owe you NOTHING. Women do know what they want, and if they dump you it IS because they don’t want to be with you. Stop perpetuating the sexist assumption that women don’t know their own mind. No means no, and any other interpretation is rape culture at work. You and your commentary can actually fuck off. 

As for the OP: I’m speechless. “I’m trying to give her space, but I’m walking around with her face on a sandwich board and I’m convincing everyone that she’s the horrible person here and I’m so unfairly victimised.” Cool story, bro. Tell me more about how you’re irresistible and why everyone should want to be with you.

Reblogging to add: behaviours like this become even more terrifying when you consider that the riskiest time in a woman’s life is when she breaks up with a male partner (in that she is significantly more likely to be murdered than at any other point in her life). Too often that partner perceives the break up as a challenge to their authority/masculinity and take drastic action to either a) get them back or b) stop anyone else from having them either. That - in addition to the rapey/entitled undertones - is what makes this dude’s actions so fucking terrifying. 

I never got this sort of hanging-on. If the other party doesn’t want you anymore, why would you actively try to keep with them? Not that you can’t be sad and miss them, but do you really want to be with someone who doesn’t want you? idk idk

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….Is this a fucking joke? I’m going to turn on this street. Fuq da police.

modmad:

Only now I keep forgetting where I put them

and I keep running into him all over the joint

and it’s like

Clooney

Clooney pls

Clooney wat r u doin

Clooney why

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